Back in Black, Baby!

I know, I know, its been, well, forever since I last posted. Haha. So much has happened in the past few weeks or however long it was that I couldn't possibly get it all down. I guess I'll start with the title, in all honesty I'm not wearing any black article of clothing and have no idea why I named it like that, but hey, it sounds kinda cool. Lol. To me anyways. Ummm, I'm drawing blanks here on what to write, lol, I guess a kitchen update is in order. It's been like five weeks and through all of our hard work, blood, sweat, mystery stains, and tears were finally...not done, lol. I'm starting to get the feeling that it will never truly finish and we'll just have a half-kitchen stuck in limbo, lol. So far it actually looks pretty decent, and I can tell when we finally finish...in whichever century that turns out to be...it'll look pretty good. So that is a plus.

I also went on vacation in Orlando, haha, sad to say that my big summer vacation is forty minutes away from home, but still, can't be too choosy in this family. I went to a time-share resort type thing that was pretty nice actually, chilled out in the pool and got a ta...well more tan I guess. Haha. For those of you who don't know Im Hispanic and basically wake up every morning with a tan, not trying to brag you know but gotta shake what yo mama gave you. Oh God I can't believe I just said that, hahaha. So, I guess I was technically crispy on the skin color spectrum for that week. I went to Sea World for the first rime since I was like 5, and it was pretty awesome actually, although the whole Shamoo thing is overrated. All the whale does is splash the people and they feed him handfuls of treats. Which brought me to the shocking realization that he eats better than I do, lol. I looked on there website and apparently theres no appeal in a 16 year old boy splashing people for treats. Haha. Oh well, se la vie.  

Hmm, I guess another big update is that Bree and I are talking on a regular basis once again. How long it'll last? Who knows, hopefully indefinitely but thats me dreaming. Oh I guess for those of you who don't know who Bree is, you can find out about all that on my "7 and counting..." Blog, where all the mushy stuff about girls and I is located, lol. However if you do look at that stuff, its all pretty personal and important to me, so I guess just take it seriously, lol. I guess I'll get back to my life now, I'll also try to post a little more frequently than I have been as of late, I know my darling and cherished followers have missed me! Hahaha, only kidding, I'm not that egotistical. Stay classy amigos!!!

WARNING: Boring and Non-Funny Post

I AM BORED!!! Lol. Just had to get that  out of the way first. This has been the totally bummer summer, sorry Judy Moody for stealing that one. But you would think that I'd have tons of time to blog now nd wouldn't have waited this long to post again, but I have no material. No crazy teachers or funny moments at school, no ex-es drama, yet anyways, lol. It's been too quiet lately, no fun. So, I decided to dust off the ole keyboard and complain to my two followers, lucky y'all, lol. Actually come to think of it I do have a few things to talk about that may be semi-funny. The first being the disaster that has become our "kitchen renovation", or now refered to so fondly as "Project Frankenstein". At least I like to call it that, my parent, however, have yet to follow suit.

Lets start at the beginning, I woke up one warm memorial day to my parents in the kitchen with a note pad and a calculator. It's never a good sign to see my father attempting math, but I didn't realize it soon enough. It was another house enriching scheme doomed to fail like all the previous, nether the less I held my tongue. The plan was to demolish our entire kitchen and replace it with new floors and cabinets and etc. What could possibly go wrong. Well one week and many problems and angry yells later, we're still not done, hahaha. Who called that one, me, lol. I've been put to alota work though and I'm hoping it'll be over soon, give my poor old mans back a rest.

I probably could have told that story in a more comedic fashion but I'm like so dried out lately. Alot less witty than usual, so bare with me my friends, I'm going to attempt to do as many crazy things as possible so I have some decent material haha. So, a kitchen-less Sean, apologizing for a bad post and saying bye. Lol.

Vacationing In My Head.

It's summer!! Well, for me at least, as I understand some un-lucky ducks are still in school. But, I digress, lol, before lies an 80 day blank slate of possibilities. Since I'm short on ideas, however, day 1 will probably consist of watching Phineas and Ferb to get some ideas. Day 2 will be spent moping around because I physically can't do any of what they do and thus mean I wasted a day. Lol. So scratch that earlier thought, 78 days of possibilities. But honestly, I really don't know what to do with myself this summer. Hopefully it'll involve lots of fun and exciting activities...wishful thinking, haha. No, my summer will consist of diaper changing, crying babies, and geting god-knows-what all over my clothes. Why you ask? Very good question you in the back, well you see I shall be spending each and every glorius day with my grandmother. Well most of each and every glorius day that is. and, let the record stand that she takes care of all the grandkids when their parents, my uncles and aunts, are at work. Which means, on a normal day, four babies and one seven year old. Yay me! Lol. I'm also ecpected to help my grandma, which is totally fine with me, I just wish it didn't involve so much work. If you can't tell by now, I'm incredibly lazy. Haha, but none of my...two..followers want to hear about that boring-ness so I comprised a whole list of things I'm going to do in the summer going on in my head. And yes, I am slightly crazy.

The top five things I'm going to do on my imaginary summer vacation:

1. Base jump off the Empire State Building.
2. Get into a fight with a mascot in one of those ridiculous costumes.
3. Renact the events of The Hangover with some friends.
4. Ride a zebra around dowtown.

And finally:
5. Do all of the above in a speedo.

There you have it my friends, lol. The list of all the things I'd rather be doing on my summer. One could only wish, haha, also curious to see what you guys' top 5 are, lol. Feel free to do so in the comment box, specially if you have good suggestions for how to make changing diapers a fun venture. Lol. Adios my friends, may God grant yall a more exciting summer. Haha.

"I Was Hiding in the Rapture-Bunker Mr. Teacher..."

Well as I sit here in between my two exams, not studying for the chemistry test from hell that awaits me, I realize two things.

1. I should be studying for said exam.
2. I survived the apocalypse.

Thank God for small miracles, lol, it was funny because I was at the beach with my friends on Saturday and I'm just floating on the water and my friend is like, "aren't we supposed to be in hell by now." Such a weird child, but yet it did remind me of the foretold doom that supposedly awaited us today. Obviously it didn't happen. But kudos to the guy who adopted the classic German ideal at trying again at something you failed at once before. Ouch, that was cold. Lol. I'm psyched about tomorrow being my last day, I'm not psyched about the three exams that stand in my way to the wonderful summer that awaits. At least the wonderful summer I'm hoping to have, but rest assured my dearest followers, I'll keep everyone up to date on all the fun and exciting things I do to make you guys feel bad. Just joking, my summers usually suck, haha. nothing like spending quality time with your grandma and two little sisters with Blues Clues running on the T.V. all day. Now that is the life my friends. Lol. However, I do have this killer blog to update and plenty of summer reading, oh joy. Well, I better get to studying, see if I can pull some Seany magic out of my butt and ace this bad boy. I should tell the Chem teacher that I couldn't study because I was too busy waiting out the apocalypse in our secret underground rapture-bunker (just to show how religious we are). Until the next Apocalypse, stay frosty.  

Call Off the Anti-Party, Boys...

FIINNNAALLYYY!!!! Today was my last class day, my last day learning as a sophomore and one giant leap into the direction into being a bigger fish on campus.Now begins the mega stressed out stage in every teenagers life (who cares about school), exam time. (Beethoven's 5th here). Lol. Then summer time and being a junior, can't wait to seee what summer holds, alos that means I can be with friends and use spit my fresh game with the fly honies at the mall (translaltion= converse with the females at the local shopping center in attempts to achieve a number) lol.

Speaking of girls, the funniest thing happened the other day, let it be known that my ex girlfriend is, well lets just say well off...very well off. Not trying to brag I mean shes my ex, lol, but just to put into perspective how major the party will be that she is holding for her birthday. For some reason shes not a fan of mine, and does not like me going to anything she is at and likes to have nothing to do with me. Honestly, thats ok with me, (in case your wondering she dumped me, not the other way around, lol). So, her bday is coming up and she sent out invitations to like half my school, not even knowing all the kids she invited, that kind of offended me cause I hadn't even gotten an invite. Me overeacting, thats the person I am, I began to organize an anti-party with all the people she and her little clique hate to annoy her and such, and I was setting all this up like, "Yeah I'll show her!" Next day i open my mailbox and there is an invitation from her....I felt so dumb, lol. I was sooo embarressed over how I over reatced and worst part is that I had to call off the "anti-party" lol. Then I was like well I guess I'll go, then my mom says we won't even be in town. I felt even more dumb because I had set all that up to be invited and have to un-set it up and then to find out I couldn't have gone or done either. Haha, like wow Sean. So thats all thats new with me ladies and Gents, until next time, this is a very happy and embarressed Sean Anderson, saying au revoir.   

Competition?..Nah..I'm Already Beat

So, last post was semi-depressing, lol. Sorry for that, it was just an off day for me. Anywhosss, I found another girl qith a blog just like mine. Random, crazy, funny, and clever titles. lol. Only difference is she has like 170+ followers. Damn. so she kind of has me beat...just a little, but hey good for her. I honestly hope i can achieve that blogger fame like she has. that would honestly be one of the coolest things to say that I have hundreds of people reading what i have to say. Hell, I'd even take infamy, that even sounds cooler. lol. Anything would be good, but I did get another follower for B.O.K., which I'm so happy about. It's not exactly like a spreading wild fire but its a nice start. I would like to achieve something through this whole blogger experience, so heres hoping for that, lol. Also, should I follow her also? Or is she my rival...not sure how to look at that, are there even rivals on blogger? Now that would be kind of fun. Haha. Although I'd be waaayyy out of league, that would be like a hobo fighting Mike Tyson, no chance. lol. I think I'm going to follow just cause I honestly like what she writes, it's quirky and fun to read. Maybe I should make mine as vibrant as hers, not all these dark colors and wishes of taking over the world. Haha. Let's just see where this winding road of life and Blogger.com will take me, maybe just maybe it'll take me to the blogs of note page. Lol. Until next time my followers (the one I have, haha), stay classy.

Wanted: Girlfriend .... Dead or Alive .... (preferably alive)

So, here I am once again and honestly have noooo idea what to write about. I guess one good think is that in one week school will be over and I will be a junior. The thought of being in the 11th grade is kind of scary and cool. Scary because its another year closer to the end of high school and the uncertain beyond. Cool, because I'll be higher up on the food chain at school, plus seniors don't really mess with juniors, and I'll be over the freshies and sophs. So cool, haha.

But as the school year is coming to an end I'm not as happy as i should be, lately I've been kinda down. I think the reason for that is all my friends have someone. Like relationship wise, and it sucks to be aloe in the midst of so many happy people with their happy little relationships. It's not that I'm jealous but I'm well jealous haha. I miss having a girlfriend and someone to love and be with. The sense of loneliness is stronger than ever now, and intensified every time I'm at home because I'm in a family of strangers, i'm not fully related to anyone in my imediate family save my mom and it stinks, because I'm not anything like them. It's that sense of being different that sucks and I want someone I can be with and not feel that way. So here's hoping lady luck and cupid can do me one and hook me up haha, if not oh well lol. But until next time ladies and gents, this is a very eligible Sean Anderson, lol, saying adios.

Blogger Comes Throughhhh...

Yay, my older posts that had gone missing are back, yay. Haha. Now all can partake in the awesomeness of those posts, lol. Besides that, nothing else to report. Until next time ladies and gents, Sean Anderson, over and out. (I think thats going to be my new catch phrase haha)

In Need of Magic.

Well then, somehow the two blogs I had posted the other day are now gone. Which totally sucks because I spent alot of time ant they were really good ones and one was super long. Err thats so annoying. Sigh, hopefully they'll magically appear just as fast as they disappeared. Man, that stinks badly, oh well.

I'll just give a crash course on my last blog post, basically it involved a really bad bet, mutant spiders, bratwursts, and magic butler closets. Like no lie, so see because of this maintenance thing all Bloggers in the world missed out on hearing about magic butler closets. lol.

Sadly, theres not really much to report right now, unlike the other day, which have I mentioned you all will be missing out on. lol. I say that like the whole world is on the edge of their seats to see whats going on in Sean Anderson's life, mainly just my friend Chelsea. lol, and that may not even be so, she may just do it to be nice lol. THANKS <3, haha.

Bratwursts, Bad Bets, and Magic Butler Closets.

So, yesterday started off as a good day but it kind of went down hill after lunch and the bad dayness apparently rolled over to this morning as well. Oh the joy. It went down hill during my period 5 class when we had a free period and I was playing paper football with my friend. Leading 13-0 my other friend comes over and proposes a crazy bet....that I took. The kid who I was playing against has an exceptionally attractive sister and the bet was if I won I got her number, if he won I paid him 1 dollar each day for a month. At the time caught in the game I didn't even do the math or realize that was 30 bucks. As fate would have it, I lost. And in retrospect what would I have done if I had won, "Hey I won your number in a bet", I would have been a creeper or a loser. I couldn't win, such a dumb idea.

Then my classes got more boring, alot more notes, and alot more work. Which sucks. After school I got into, well I don't know what I got into with my friend Chelsea. But I guess she got frustrated which got me in a bad mood and i just stopped talking to her. That was probably the cap I needed to that day. Dinner sucked, we ate bratwurst, like who outside of Krautland, Germany, does anyone eat that. No offense to any sasuage lovers reading this. And many other things in the day, like Tina ws asked out and having to hear her talk about her BF and their new realtionship was painful because of my new found feelings.

I went to bed early-ish in hopes of escaping that day but then this morning I had the living Jesus scared out of me when I looked into the mirror and there was a spider crawling across my chest. No worries everyone it has been disposed of...semi-humanely. Then in the car my mom sees my clothes and is like "Is the iron broken?" and I'm like, sigh "No mom I didn't have time to iron anything I just grabbed stuff out of the closet". "Oh so you dont have one of those magic butler closets either?", in the most sarcastic way possible....wow. So as I sit here writing I can only hope it gets better from here...and no more spiders, please God.

Sean Anderson: Devil Worshipper.

Oh right, almost forgot, something funny that happened. I was talking to this girl, semi-freind (she's best friends with my ex soo..), and she told me that Jesus was a really good guy and that he loved me alot. I told her that she didn't know that. I have this problem where I love playing devil's advocate and challenging everyone about everything. So naturally I did, and she got all offended and mad and such. I was like, okaayy...just giving my opinion. Then she invites me to her Youth Group because I need to "find God", I responded with..."hmm I'll probably just catch on fire and burn." Lol. I don't know whats wrong with me, but it did give me a good laugh, apparently now I'm a devil worshipper or something. All the better since I don't want to talk to her...I'm such a mean person. Lol.

Blues Clues and mixed feelings.

So, yesterday I had posted something that was about the whole Bin Laden situation going on. Then I realized thats not what this blog is for, this blog is for me and my life and I havn't really been using it correctly. Thats also thanks in part to my friend Chelsea pointintg that out to me. Sooo I deleted it, haha.

I didn't go to school yesterday and I stayed at my grandmas house with my sister and our cousin. I now realize why my grandma is always so tired at the end of the day when I go to pick up my sisters. Wow, it's alot of work. But, I also realzied that it was ot fun at all, boring really, and this is what will await me over the summer, lord have mercy. I'm going to have to find something to do because I will go out of my mind. One can only take so much Blues Clue's and Barney. No offense to the two. lol.

I was also talking to one o my best friends Tina, and I was in kind of a dry, bad mood cause of my day. We kinda got into a little sharpness and such, and I just stopped talking to her. If noones realized I'm pretty bad when I get angry or ticked off. Later, though, I texted her with apologies and she was like "it's alright", but something was wrong and she told me she had to go cause something had happened and she didn't want to talk. I'm worried for her, also I can't help feeling that I don't just like her as a friend. God help me, I have a problem.

Omelettes anyone?

First off I'd like to wish a very, happy Mother's Day to all mothers in  the world, without them, well we wouldn't be here, haha. Today I woke up at around 9:30 ish and that would have been fine any other weekend day, except today was Mother's day, and I was expected to help with the annual breakfast in bed. Not only was my mom up and out of bed already, she wasn't even in her pajamas, she was dressed to go. Breakfast in bed, no check. My sister barraded me with questions the second I walked into the living room, "Seany where your present, Seany we gotta cook breakfast remember, Seany. Seany." And so on, you get the idea. In short I was late to Mother's Day, which is apparently possible. Then I remembered, I hadnt wrapped my present yet. Great. So, in my best James Bond fashion, I managed to steal some newspaper and run into my room and cram it into a bag I had found. Then comes the realization the bag has frogs on it. My mom hates frogs. Buuuut, I marched onward, what could I do. My mom liked the present, a summery tank top thingy, which Im sure theres a term for but eh, Im a guy. She even went and put it on. I must sound like a little kid right now but honestly that meant alot to me. For someone who does so much for me, her enjoyment of a simple inexpensive gift (believe me when I say inexpensive) means the world to me.

Then I relaized they had waitedd on me for breakfast, which I was glad they had since I love cooking breakfast, its kind of become my duty as of late. Anyways, I gathered my fellow cooks, which consisted of a 7 year old who can hardly focus on one thing, and a 2 year old. Gota make due with what you get, I gave out orders and followed to the best of their abilities. Sophia (the 7 year old) was actually a great help. Even though she may have dropped some shells into the eggs, but hey extra nutrients. In short the breakfast was a hit, not just because I made it, but well, because I made it. Although Sophia takes credit because, according to her count, she had to do 5 whole things. Needless to say the best part was recieving my mom's approval on the cooking. If the whole surgeon thing doesn't work out, I can stake out a carrer in Omelette making, haha.

It's only been a few short hours into this holiday, and I've tried to do the most for my mom possible. Even though it will never be enough to repay all that my mom has done for me. She is an extraordinary women and I love her to death.

Here we gooo....

Well, here we go, ha, my first non-fictional blog (if you don't know I've got a story going also). I don't know what to expect to come from all this or how long I'll actually keep it up, knowing my lazy butt. But until that point I hope to use this to talk about anything and everything, no holds barred. If you take offense to something, my apologies, but this is me: pure, raw, and uncensored Sean Adrian Anderson. I'm open and actually greatly appreciative of all criticism, comments, advice, and also to other peoples views. So don't be afraid to comment or email. Also a big thank you to Josee-C, (if you ever read this), who told me about me about this site and made it possible for me to rant freely, haha. Also a thanks to whoever actually sits down to read anything I have to say or my story, which is called Blood of Kings, and which is something I think that's worth checking out. but thats just my opinion, haha. So strap yourselves in ladies and gents its gonna be a wild ride......hopefully.