It's summer!! Well, for me at least, as I understand some un-lucky ducks are still in school. But, I digress, lol, before lies an 80 day blank slate of possibilities. Since I'm short on ideas, however, day 1 will probably consist of watching Phineas and Ferb to get some ideas. Day 2 will be spent moping around because I physically can't do any of what they do and thus mean I wasted a day. Lol. So scratch that earlier thought, 78 days of possibilities. But honestly, I really don't know what to do with myself this summer. Hopefully it'll involve lots of fun and exciting activities...wishful thinking, haha. No, my summer will consist of diaper changing, crying babies, and geting god-knows-what all over my clothes. Why you ask? Very good question you in the back, well you see I shall be spending each and every glorius day with my grandmother. Well most of each and every glorius day that is. and, let the record stand that she takes care of all the grandkids when their parents, my uncles and aunts, are at work. Which means, on a normal day, four babies and one seven year old. Yay me! Lol. I'm also ecpected to help my grandma, which is totally fine with me, I just wish it didn't involve so much work. If you can't tell by now, I'm incredibly lazy. Haha, but none of my...two..followers want to hear about that boring-ness so I comprised a whole list of things I'm going to do in the summer going on in my head. And yes, I am slightly crazy.
The top five things I'm going to do on my imaginary summer vacation:
1. Base jump off the Empire State Building.
2. Get into a fight with a mascot in one of those ridiculous costumes.
3. Renact the events of The Hangover with some friends.
4. Ride a zebra around dowtown.
And finally:
5. Do all of the above in a speedo.
There you have it my friends, lol. The list of all the things I'd rather be doing on my summer. One could only wish, haha, also curious to see what you guys' top 5 are, lol. Feel free to do so in the comment box, specially if you have good suggestions for how to make changing diapers a fun venture. Lol. Adios my friends, may God grant yall a more exciting summer. Haha.
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